Matea to Jeff Lahodny: "Jeff, look at my boobies." (while pulling down her leotard)
Me to Matea: "Is that marker on your vagina? Did you color on your lala?" (and yes, she had)
Me to Bella: "Devin's not coming over to babysit pretend Haley. She's coming over to babysit real Bella so you've only got about 5 minutes left of playing Haley."
Bella: "Can I have pumpkin pie for dinner?"